You got the main idea, however I is «yo» in Spanish. You know would be «Usted sabes» or «tú sabes». Also, «pero» means but. Basically, even though not many people speak Spanish here, I need someone to help me translate or at least confirm my translations. The second part is more like «haha, even I can use google translate, but Spanish is my second language. It is only hard for me to choose between two words that are the same in English».