You got the main idea, however I is „yo“ in Spanish. You know would be „Usted sabes“ or „tú sabes“. Also, „pero“ means but. Basically, even though not many people speak Spanish here, I need someone to help me translate or at least confirm my translations. The second part is more like „haha, even I can use google translate, but Spanish is my second language. It is only hard for me to choose between two words that are the same in English“.